Unless you have a bachelor party coming up or you just won a high-roller sports gamble, you probably have no immediate cause to shotgun a beer. (unless you're an absolute fucking savage of course.) Whether you're shotgunning on a yacht or on auto-pilot in your Tesla or in your damn basement: rise to the occasion and get the job done. I hereby present the laws of shotgunning - the simple guide to take your average joe and transform him into Chug Norris himself. Not recommended among the orally sensitive or anyone who's not totally kickass.