The Laws of Chug Norris

The Ultimate Guide to Shotgunning Like a Pro

If you ask normal people how to shotgun a beer, you'll usually get one of two answers: just make a hole on the bottom or a simple I don't know.

But, if you ask a TRUE professional, you'll get the same answer every time: Just follow the laws of Chug Norris.

Why? Because almost all amateurs have the slightest clue of what they are doing and every professional has perfected the art and craft of Chug Norris.

However, most people who think they got it down still make costly mistakes with every attempt because they do not take the time to understand what the rules are.

They flounder through can after can, stumbling upon misinformation because they can't seem to gauge the primordial laws that this craft deems necessary.

They end up wasting fractions of the beverage, or even its entirety. Further compromising the whole idea of shotgunning: making a can of beer rapidly disappear. I hate to break it to you but you clearly spilled half of the can and it took a time beyond legal memory.

Worst of all, many quit because they just don't have a clue on what they're doing.

Say no more.

I've cracked the code. I'm not called Chug Norris for nothing. I found the best ways to shotgun and i'm sharing it with you.

If you drink beer every now and then, you need this new course.

This course will show you EXACTLY how to shotgun like a PRO and separate you from the noobs. No fluff, no bullshit. Just 100% useful information so you don't waste time and opportunity trying to figure it out on your own.

WARNING: This course isn't for everyone. It is specifically designed for kickass individuals who want to take shotgunning to the next level.

If that does not apply to you, don't worry: the laws are still useful for those casual drinkers and if the opportunity ever arises, you'll be relieved to have covered the laws.

Here's how it works:

Over the course, I will walk you through every aspect of the Laws and show you EXACTLY how to use it to your advantage, in plain English so you completely understand it, and can implement the laws deemed necessary to master the craft. You're also going to get a checklist of each and every step that you can use to make sure you don't miss ANYTHING.

I'm also including the following feature:

THE CHUG NORRIS OLYMPICS

A feature that allows you to submit your Shotgun attempt and find you a spot on the leader board of the most elite. The listing will take into account SPEED and CREATIVITY. Top 3 entries will be rewarded a cash price after every monthly contest. The pot will be made up of all acquired entries. Meaning every paid entry will be divided amongst the 3 top contestants. The top dog of the leader board will also be rewarded with a Chug Norris pullover specially crafted by Deadstock Collections. Contest rules will be covered in a PDF included in the course.

[Contestants are limited to one entry per contest]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Slam beer, In Chug Norris we trust. If you're ready to learn how to shotgun like a pro and display your skills through the Chug Norris Olympics, click "Subscribe" to start.